i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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