I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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