A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
But we have bathrooms and they dont
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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