At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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