YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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