He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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