wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we should paint friendship bongs
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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