with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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