At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You're like the curious george of whores
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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