talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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