Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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