so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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