a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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