You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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