She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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