what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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