im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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