you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
no you cant smoke seaweed
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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