Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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