just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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