he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
