I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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