But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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