Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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