you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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