so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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