With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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