awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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