i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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