Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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