Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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