i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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