I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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