That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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