im drinking this country out of the recession.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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