He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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