just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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