Got a toothbrush?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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