no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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