He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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