Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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