Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
