The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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