I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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