If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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