The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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