I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you will always have a special place in my vag
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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