i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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