giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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