Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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