i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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