It's Friday. Sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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