haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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