I look better un-naked...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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