My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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